pizza pockets and crotch rockets

Kyle, 21
im not really good at a lot of stuff
  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*



Malcolm in the Middle.

Yes no maybe I don’t know can you repeat the question. You’re not the boss of me now you’re not the not the boss of me now and your not so big.

(via dontfuckwithrosieposie)