if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
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my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
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when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
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I’VE FIGURED IT OUT.
In the Eleventh Hour, Rory’s badge reads:
Rory is 30ish during the Angels Take Manhattan episode.
He’s (presumably) sent back to 1938.
1990 - 1938 = 52 years, 52+30 = 82 years old
The date the badge was issued is the day he died.
Holy Mary, mother of fuck.
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Claude Julien calms down a frustrated Brad Marchand after he fans on a breakaway chance.
It’s okay buddy you’ll get em next time
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Growlithe vs. Puberty
are you shitting me, you had to tradewith a trainer from another goddamn universe to get this little fucker to evolve
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i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
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